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From: Pixel
To: Multiple Recipients

"Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity I have here for you folx! As you
well know two of our esteemed patron, BarbaraFox and GrillGhod, are going to
finally be getting hitched, and yours truely has been chosen along with his
artcar to be the limosine and driver for the ceremony.

This of course requires the transportation of one artcar, namely The Cat
from Connecticut and the way down to Nashville TN. And this is were you
come in, if you are somewhere more or less along this route, you have the
opportunity to join us on this fabulous trip!

For just the cost of a tank of gas or two, you too can be part of this
experience!

Come! Experience not being able to drive down the street without being
stared at! FEEL the wind through your hair as we drive with the windows down
because the a/c doesn't work! SEE if The Cat can make the trip and back
without developing some bizzarre mechanical quirk/problem! LISTEN to people
ask strange questions at every stop you make!

Step right up folx! Email me at pixel@blert.net if you want to get in on
this. Space is limited, so act now. All riders must sign 'the waiver'. Void
where prohibited (psst hey buddy, wann buy some void?). Action Figures sold
seperately."
......Pixel
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So was it all I claimed it to be? I think so.

The A/C certainly didn't work, the drive & the wedding were interesting, and as for mechanical quirks, The Cat came up with a doozy.