Automotive Idiocy

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So as if the fart-can exhaust, giant wing (with fake carbon-fiber sides) and clear taillights weren't enough to identify this car as a wanna-be poser racer, they provided definite evidence.
The sticker on the side window (blown up for clarity) says '8V inside'. This means the engine has eight valves. Since a car hasto have a minimum of 2 valves per cylinder and this car was sold with a 4 cylinder what he is telling us is he has the base model non-performance engine, and has not added anything to it that is worth mentioning on a sticker. So this sticker is to people who know cars a big sign saying 'I'm spending all my money on silly accesories that do nothing for my car and not doing anything to the engine or drivetrain to actually make it fast.'

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